Sunday's College Lessons: 101

This makes me qualified to share college lessons

Here are more college lessons for you to digest. Take these little nuggets of knowledge and taste that delicious flavor of education. mmm mmmm. Enjoy!

• I learned that another drink is a good idea when I already had a few
• I learned that the asshole sitting in the front row answering all the questions sets off the curve
• I learned that partial credit is a student's best friend
• I learned its real hard to pay attention to a lecture with a hangover
• I learned you can have a conversation while taking a dump in the dorms with people in their rooms
• I learned how to keep all my notes for all my classes in one Fivestar notebook
• I learned how to jack free pens from everywhere
• I learned that all the hot college women sun bathe in swimsuits at the beginning and end of the school year and hibernate in between
• I learned that the people you have one night stands with always run into you on campus
• I learned how to ignore humping sounds seeping in through thin apartment walls
• I learned that having a the best drunken moment of the year is not necessarily a good thing
• I learned how to fall asleep at a computer
• I learned that beer before liqour will make you sicker