You Hang Up. No, YOU Hang Up.

The conversating types. There are many many many types of people when it comes to face to face conversations but when it comes to phone conversations, it usually devolves into a certain couple of types. This is of course based off of my own observations and is therefore complete scientific proof reinforcing itself by the sole fact that I observed them proving my findings are hence therefore put forth as subsequent theories of absolute truth and validity.

People on the phone usually fall into general categories of mediocrity. Let me start with the gossip about other people's lifes person. Im sure you've overheard this person at some place of public venue or are even probably guilty of being this person. You know what Im talking about. "Did you hear what happened to so and so?" "No?! Well let me tell you about that dumb bitch. She was talking this and that to someone and you know how much of a stupid ho she sounds like, well she was all like unnn and people were all like ennn and I was all like ewww."

These people must find their lives too boring to acknowledge because these gossip types never seem to realize that what they are talking about seems to be an invasion of privacy and judgmental at the same time. Doesnt matter how much of a dumbass the other person is. If it doesnt effect you in anyway or doesnt concern the person you are telling then what the hell are you doing gossiping. Get a life thats interesting or grab a sense of humor. I hear they are on sale right now in this dire economy.

And how 'bout the "what are you up to?" person. You know the person that just calls to see what you are doing just so they can tag along because they've got nothing going on at all. They call but dont outright ask to tag along, instead they act like an annoying douchebag and hint at coming along with you to hangout or do whatever it is you are doing. Just grow some damn balls and ask already, dont keep me on the phone shooting shit that doesnt need to be shot.

Then there's the person that just doesnt answer their phones. At all. Doesnt matter what time of day it is or even if you are with the person. They just wont answer their phone. They always opt for the latter choice, "Ill just call them back." Thats always their response. It wouldnt matter if it was the freakin' police department calling to say that theyve been arrested and are seizing all their assests, they will always see it as less important and as something that can be handled later. Its almost like they would rather be the one calling, keeping the other people on this superficial supply and demand. Get a clue, answer your damn phone.

And then there's "uh huh, yeah, uh huh. Ok. Yeah. Uh huh." Person. The person that just has nothing to say but just pretends to listen and acts like they care. But in reality all they have to say is stuff that is agreement with whomever they are talking with. They can be talking to one person gossiping bad things about another person and agree and then get a call from the other person and agree with everything they have to say. And when the phone calls are all said and done, they wont have a fucking clue what it was all about.

Then there is the one I loathe the most. The texter. "Nuff Said. You see the buttons on your phone, there are also number on there. You can dial phone numbers and call a person. Dont substitute a whole conversation with text messages. I cant even begin how much that annoys me but thats for another blog post.