A.A.

Hello my name is Armando and Im an Asshole. Yes, before I would deny it, go on binges of ass-hatery and be hilarious at the cost of anothers dignity because Im an Asshole. I would spend long nights chugging down the insults and spewing them back up at the end of the night all over people and children too; trying the next morning to remember which joke was the funniest. Trying to fill the void that was within me with hilarity.

I used to think it was funny to laugh at people......still do kinda. But I have found the error of my ways at the bottom of a bottle. I came to realize I am an asshole and the first step to recovery is admitting the problem and now I must accept it.

I would try mixed insults and sometimes they wouldnt sit well so I would chug a tried and true insult just to set myself level and forget. I would down them without tasting them and without consequence to myself without realizing what I was doing to the people around me. Was I too asshole-ish to drive myself home, of course not but I was too asshole-ish to be around people sometimes. After spewing chunks of insult hilarity I would resume into convos. without remorse because Im an asshole.

Hi, my name is Armando and Im an Asshole. I am admitting I have a problem........................what the hell am I doing?! I love being an Asshole.