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I have some confessing to do, its a serious issue, one that I've had to deal with all my life. Im a drooler. Yeah, thats right, I said it, it had to be said, someone had to say it!
As long as I can remember Ive always drooled in my sleep. And its not a little dribble here and there, no, I wake up in a fucking lake of cold spit generously pancaked on the side of my face. Sometimes it gets so bad that I cant just turn my pillow over because it would be like spilling a cup of water on my sheets.
The drool is of such a consistency that you can literally see the reflection of light off of it and see your face in it. I try to wipe it with my hand but that just moves it around on my cheek and doesnt really solve anything. The worse part about it, is that its so freaking cold because its been laying there in the coldness of the room for hours before I realized it was there. And Im such a heavy sleeper that Ill drool for hours before I even realize Im swimming in my own spit.
Then I wake up in the morning with the sides of my mouth all crusted white from dried up drool and a sore throat because its dry as hell cuz I spent all my saliva on my pillow. I drool even if Im taking a nap. 10 minutes out and Im already trying to start up a new river on the couch.
Yeah, Im a drooler, been one my whole life. It must be these damn huge kissable lips of mine. Its a gift and a curse, haha.
Get Represented
12 hours ago
5 comments:
Could be worse. Last time I woke up with my mouth crusted white, I had to press charges.
hahahahha
and what did special lover say about the drooling!. :D
So do you change your pillow cases or do you just let them dry like most droolers?
@shawn: hahaha! nice one.
@clarisse: I try to wash my pillow cases on a regular basis, usually when I have a bad night of drooling, haha.
You somehow remind me of bulldogs and how they Drooooooooooolllll
I'm sure that's a beautiful site in the morning for your beautiful gals.
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