Mental Masturbation

Ah, the new fad. Twitter. The purest form of narcissism this side of Narcissus. Yeah, thats real, look it up.

Twitter has become quite the fad that even celebrities and important figures are doing it. Hell, athletes are tweeting during half time at their ball games. "Its half time and we are getting beat. My balls are really sweaty right now also but the coach is asking for more. I gotta step up, I gotta have drips of sweat dripping from the crack of my ass or tonight was just a complete disappointment."

Its interesting to see how quickly addicting this tweet phenomenom has become because I find myself even reading tweets and enjoying some where I suddenly have the urge to jizz out a quick thought from mental masturbation onto a new tweet profile but I refuse to conform to another fad.

It took me years to finally get a facebook profile and thats because friends had to make me one by force. And I absolutely hate MySpace and texting is something I find myself doing more and more even though I have issues with it.

I refuse to conform to another fad. Plus, I think tweeting is absolutely the epitomy of mental masturbation. Rubbing some thoughts the right way till quick climax and then shooting a load of cerebral jizz right into the cerebellum of unsuspecting victims and passing out pearl brain-necklaces.

Get Ready for the Money Shot and Enjoy all that Brain Jizz.