Things Ive Learned...

Ive been gone from this blog a while, I know. I had all but given up on this blog. But I havent completely disappeared from the blogosphere because for those of you who know, I have another BLOG for creative writing. Thats where Ive been spending most of my blogging time these days. But Im back now.

Things Ive learned in the time Ive been gone:
-Dont text while taking a crap.
-Dont text while talking to me.
-Always say whats on your mind except of course, when your mind has been off for the past three days.
-Eating chinese food as a hangover remedy gives me gas that would knock out the devil himself.
-I actually did knock out the devil himself, his name was Bernardo.
-Leave Keg stands up to the professionals.
-Juggling multiple romantic interests is like a full time job. I gotta stop doing that.
-Women are evil except of course, when they're not PMS'ing.
-Planning for the weekend on a monday never goes according to plan on the weekend.
-People are stupid.
-I will only text while driving if I dont feel like talking to you.
-Answer your damn phone, texting sucks.
-Kids these days dont have a vocabulary. *sigh