Happy 4th!!! oh, and dont forget to wear condoms!

Happy 4th of July, our Independence Day, our birth, our right to say fuck the man and stand up for our right to say whatever the fuck we want. So thank you good ol' America for being such a contrived and convoluted system of rules and perceptions that we can be offended by anything and everything and act in any asshole kind of way that we feel we must. Thank you America for being able to supply us with any kind of garbage fast food that we need and at the same time tell us how fat we've gotten.

I salute you America for giving me the ability to sue for whatever the hell reason I see fit and for teaching us the real meaning of bailout. For all the great things you've given me with the freedom and liberty that is only really available here cause without it I dont think I would be able to say thank you and fuck you in the same blog post without getting arrested.

So Thank you America, now Fuck off! ;-)